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lilbitchthe3rd:

My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image

I’ll start:

here ya go

Oh my time has COME >:D

Excellent post everyone

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prisonhannibal:

My favorite banned terms on this site are “suicide prevention” and “safe sex”

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

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eternalcyclicality:

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My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

My fucking manager got it

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galaxseacreature:

oneheadtoanother:

ALT

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escuerzoresucitado:

HOW?

Apparently someone left a lighter in their pocket and all of That is from the gas released when the lighter ruptured

So there’s slightly more to it than that, that dryer is a natural gas dryer rather than a purely electric one. So when the lighter went off (the initial small explosion) it damaged the sealed drum enough to get to the gas lines in the heating element of the dryer which then allowed the natural gas and oxygen to mix, hit the fire from the lighter, and result in the second MUCH LARGER blast.

Originally posted by codedblackphoenix

This is one of the many reasons why you always check your pockets, and also why I’ve never owned a natural gas dryer, even though they’re way more energy efficient than an electric one.

Also the choice of music is… Something

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corpse-on-the-strand:

sunder-the-gold:

animentality:

I love it when my culture is mocked properly.

God damn I want more of these impressions. It reminds me of 1995’s Fighting Baseball, in which a Japanese developer needed some American names for the game but could not be bothered to look up actual names, and just came up with ones that sounded American, giving us this beautiful shit:

And goddamnit Todd Bonzalez is the funniest fucking name I can imagine.

So please, non-usamericans, keep giving your best yankee impressions. We deserve to be mocked and it’s funny as hell.

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